Public service announcement

People take the internet way too seriously. That’s why I only see anons sending hate mail in my ask box. The people who really know me, in person, know I’m sarcastic as fuck and I take this Internet bullshit as a joke.
*laughs out loud*

You guys want serious?
I’m in college studying medicine, so that I can become a Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetist (CRNA). I’m in between moving out of this room and into an apartment. I have 2 jobs, 1 as a teachers assistant at my college and the other as a counter girl/host at my local pizzeria. I am also training to become a pole fitness instructor in the next 4 weeks. I have my bartending license and I did that for a while, but the lifestyle of that job is not something that I wanted to get sucked into. Plus I love having my nights alone. I’m a lot like a recluse, and I don’t have sex as often as you guys think I do. It usually takes me 48 hours to decide whether I want to text someone back or not. I absolutely love kids and my career goal is to work at a children’s hospital because grown folk are annoying as fuck.

So before you open your mouth again to speak to me(or in this case your hands), grab a knife, hold the sharp end by your fingertips, and shove it far back down your throat, as deep as you can, until you are teary eyed and spitting up blood. understand? after that, I assure you, you will have a fantastic day. love you guys, xoxoxoxo~ ♡

Anonymous:
I love it when people know their place, like you for instance, you're nothing more than a fuck toy. Worth nothing more than a tongue and a pussy. I respect the self awareness.

*yawns*

Word. What a good story….
I couldn’t give less of a fuck whether you respect me darling. Have a good day xoxox